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two-tickets-to-paradise:

caithackett:

suck on that, homophobes!

SO MANY GAY SNACKS! I WANT THEM ALL#

(Source: just-callme-gage)

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Poets are always taking the weather so personally.
J. D. Salinger (via fishingboatproceeds)
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(Reblogged from collegehumor)

collegehumor:

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney As Teenagers on Facebook Today [Click to continue reading]

Long before they were presidential material, Barack Obama had his Choom Gang, and Mitt Romney had his prep school pranks. Just like us, right? Now if only those two young bucks were kickin’ around the interwebs today…

(Reblogged from collegehumor)

pichiru:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

(Reblogged from hahafunnystorykid-deactivated20)

sylvies-swamp:

depression

(Reblogged from boyflan)

thelaughingmango:

The song suits this perfectly. c: 

(Source: bignick%ls)

(Reblogged from danclark)